First Lindros, now Jagr.

Posted: July 3, 2012 by fillmydelphia in Uncategorized

“I just scammed Dallas out of $4.5 mil” (In broken english of course)

The Dallas Stars are time and time again proving that when they want to make a move, they go out there and make it. The only problem is that they don’t get around to it until its 5-10 years too late. If anybody ever says that Eric Lindros wasn’t the most dominant player in his hay-day, that person should be roundhoused to the nuts. But when Big E started to fall off a little, he made a trip to New York and Toronto and did virtually nothing. And then Dallas realized that this Lindros guy was pretty good so gave him a contract. What happened? The power-dangler ended his career before the hillbillies in Texas even realized he put on the jersey.

It’s a shame that Jagr will most likely have the same outcome. He impressed everyone in Philly early on with his skills, but the biggest impact he had was obviously in the locker room with all da yung buhls. Now Jags is in Dallas where god damn newly acquired Derek Roy belongs to the younger half of the team. Derek Roy was in NHL 2001 for the original Playstation for Christ’s sake. There is hardly anyone on this team for Jagr to have an impact on and there is hardly any way that this Dallas Stars team can do anything worth while this season. But hey, at least he doesn’t have to hang out with Steve Ott on the reg. That guy is a douche.

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